The story of Hal Donnelly, who yearns for a normal life, yet is in love with a girl that has a few other boyfriends, his best friend is a goldfish, and he can't get a job anywhere because he's never had a job anywhere. Then Hal meets Abigail, an edgy teenager claiming to be his daughter from the future. Abigail informs him that she traveled back in time to help him become the dad she really needs. Will Abigail be able to get Hal to focus long enough to make a difference? Or will he accidentally erase everyone he loves from existence in his manic pursuit to be “normal”?